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		<link>http://thedailyjim.com/2010/01/13/121/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:38:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wrote this Q &#38; A for the November 2009 issue of Geek Monthly, where it was published in a slightly different format as &#8220;Ask a Zombie.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<link>http://thedailyjim.com/2010/01/13/153/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was alive I’d fight a zombie, but never wonder, “How’s this guy spending the rest of his time?” Die and learn I guess.  I will now attempt to answer just a few questions that I’d wish someone had taken the time from stalking and eating to answer for me when I was first [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Question from Megan currently trapped inside the Old Navy in Forest Springs Mall, NJ</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:26:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Why do the undead always look like they’re falling apart?  It’s really gross!” You’re referring to “body rot,” Megan.  As unsightly as it may be, zombies are literally falling apart due to decay. But that doesn’t mean you can’t be tidy.  I mean, I know guys with bugs crawling on them who are just plain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Question from Candice, hiding upstairs in your house</title>
		<link>http://thedailyjim.com/2010/01/13/question-from-candice-hiding-upstairs-in-your-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:23:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thedailyjim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Sssssssssseeeeeeeth?” I know you’re hungry, but try to control your appetite.  There will always be dopes in the world; they’ll practically wander right up to you. I say, stick to gnawing on them, there is no shame in eating the slow or dim witted. The smart ones run really fast!  And good for them! If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Question from Professor Janice Warburton at Reanimation Laboratories, Gillette, Louisiana</title>
		<link>http://thedailyjim.com/2010/01/13/question-from-professor-janice-warburton-at-reanimation-laboratories-gillette-louisiana/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:21:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Do zombies eat human brains exclusively?” Fact: Zombies eat whatever we can get our rotting hands on, brains, legs, intestine… I personally, enjoy throats and arms (man that’s just plain good eatin’).  I don’t know how this brain thing got started; there are worse misconceptions out there though, so this one is low priority.]]></description>
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		<title>Question from Brian seat-belted in the back of a burned out school bus, OH</title>
		<link>http://thedailyjim.com/2010/01/13/question-from-brian-seat-belted-in-the-back-of-a-burned-out-school-bus-oh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Grrrrrrrrrrawwwww! Mmmmmmmaaa?” Brian, Don’t bother trying to speak to the living.  They don’t get it!  In fact, they won’t get it until some drooling sap takes a bite out of them.  Generally they’re too busy screaming, running the other way, or spouting tough guy sound bites to listen to your rational. I have never gotten [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Question from Colonel Samuel Doyle, stationed where Denver used to be</title>
		<link>http://thedailyjim.com/2010/01/13/%e2%80%9chow-do-i-know-if-i%e2%80%99m-dealing-with-a-slow-zombie-or-a-fast-zombie-before-i-get-too-close%e2%80%9d-from-colonel-samuel-doyle-where-denver-used-to-be/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“How do I know if I’m dealing with a slow zombie or a fast zombie before I get too close?” Me? I’m a throw back; I walk everywhere.  I mean, I’m already undead, what’s the hurry?  Some of these young guys like to run, mostly because it surprises the hell out of the living.  However, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Question from Karl, lurking somewhere in the woods</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 19:27:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Hoo? Glurgggg?  Hooooooooooo?  Hoo? What about animal zombies, you ask?  I can’t tell you how many times newbies ask me this one.  My advice is always the same, if you can actually catch an animal and bite it while resisting the urge to eat the whole thing, more power to you.  Wildlife is both tasty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Question from “Anonymous,” drinking the last 7-11 Slurpees on freaking Earth in Pawtucket, RI</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 19:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I heard that the government is working on a cure with some big drug companies.  I really hate freakin’ zombies… I wish you’d all die!” Great.  Thanks.  You don’t really get how this works do you?  I know where that 7-11 is by the way.  For the record, there is no cure for zombism.  A [...]]]></description>
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