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Thursday, September 9, 2010

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Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

WISE WORDS FROM MOVIES ON THE VALUE OF EDUCATION

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

“Things sure have changed since we got kicked out of high school.” – Johnny Ramone from ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll High School’

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

“I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I’m no dummy.” – Charles De Mar from ‘Better Off Dead’

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” – Dean Vernon Wormer from ‘Animal House’

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

“Saturday, March 24,1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did ‘was’ wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us – in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That’s the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed.” – Brian Johnson from ‘The Breakfast Club’

Monday, August 16th, 2010

THINGS RECENTLY OVERHEARD IN THEDAILYJIM OFFICES:

Monday, August 16th, 2010

“I’m haunted by nightmares of mole-men.  And my lame superpowers are no defense.”

Monday, August 16th, 2010

“So then I said to Julianne Moore … I said, ‘Nice cowboy hat Julianne Moore.  Can I buy you a gelato on this hot day?’”

Monday, August 16th, 2010

“Wait.  Is Mumm-Ra, the bad guy from from Thundercats, a mummy cat or does he just dislike cats?”

Monday, August 16th, 2010

“I was late for work because I’m still mourning the death of Cheez Doodle creator, Morrie Yohai.”

I Learned Spanish Just to try to Understand Mexican TV

There has been talk for years about the escalating craziness of Japanese television.  People get injured on a regular basis, there are a ton of zany costumes, everything happens at lightning pace, and anyone who knows what’s going on can’t stop laughing long enough to explain it to the viewer.  All valid statements.  Now add [...]

Demon Dogs! Thundarr the Barbarian Fights for Respect Among Geeks

I am a geek.  You, our one fan, are a geek.  Wear that badge boldly in this Golden Age of Dorkiness!  That being said – and with all respect, some people geek out on stuff I forgot even existed!
What do you get when you simmer a stew out of pop culture ingredients like Dungeons & [...]

Where’s Lex Luthor When We Need Him?

Frequent thedailyjim.com contributor, Billy D. called late-night, as he sometimes does.  “Duke (I have no idea why he calls me that, but he always does.)! Duke, we’ve got a supervillain problem.  Do you think that cat lady thief in New York City and that dude who dresses as Darth Vader to rob banks have the [...]

From Flintstones to Fight Club: Versions of the Men’s Social Club

As evidenced by The Flintstones, guys have always needed a place to get away from the pressures of work and family, to drink a big mug of cactus juice, play a little rocknasta with Sam Slagheap and the boys while plotting the demise of their mothers-in-law.  Fred and Barney favored the Loyal Order of Water [...]

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  • WISE WORDS FROM MOVIES ON THE VALUE OF EDUCATION

  • “Things sure have changed since we got kicked out of high school.” – Johnny Ramone from ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll High School’

  • “I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I’m no dummy.” – Charles De Mar from ‘Better Off Dead’

  • “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” – Dean Vernon Wormer from ‘Animal House’

  • “Saturday, March 24,1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did ‘was’ wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who [...]