New Zombie Statistics Confirm Several of My Life Choices
Some people memorize countless baseball statistics. Others love those damn Sudoku puzzles. I watch passengers sitting next to me on the airplane barrel through the New York Times Crossword (in ink). Me, I plan my every move for the upcoming zombie attack.
Listen, I know it sounds geeky… even a little paranoid, but the Research and Development team over at Graphjam.com have finally released some very telling data that will back me up. I’ve included the following graph that has been prepared by their experts.
So enjoy Wade Boggs’ career batting average while it lasts. Oh yeah, and Sudoku won’t make you faster while fleeing the undead hordes.
Thanks to Babs McSween for the Graphjam link! You’re making my intern, Ben, look like a chump. Awesome!
*NOTE* As always, props to the folks who can do the Times Crossword in ink. If you manage to make it to my place during the zombpocalypse without any bite marks, we’ll fix you up real good.
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