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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

The MacGyver School of Applied Science and Duct Tape

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Academy of Television Arts and Sciences is honored to announce the founding of the MacGyver School of Applied Science and Duct Tape.  This marks the first new college established at ATAS since the Gosselin College for Early Childhood Development in 2009.  The MacGyver boasts an impressively rigorous curriculum that will prepare students for opportunities foiling terrorist plots against the creators of South Park or fixing wobbly table legs at casual dining restaurants.

It joins the ranks of the Highway to Heaven Theological Institute, the School of Hour-Long Psychological Thrillers, our College of Product Placement, and the numerous other programs that make up our revered Academy.

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Registration is now open for the following classes:

COURSE                                                            PROFESSOR

  • What’s in Your Junk Drawer?  Should it be in Your Pockets?            (MacGyver)
  • Escaping from a Well-Stocked Tool Shed                                               (Baracus, B.A.)
  • Paradigm Shift:  The World is Your Toolbox                                         (MacGyver)
  • Your Swiss Army Knife:  Seven Blades, One Revolution                     (MacGyver)
  • Who Needs a Gun now, When You can make a Potato Launcher in About an Hour?                                                                                                                         (MacGyver)
  • First Base: How the Gentleman Hero Approaches Romance            (MacGyver)
  • Sewing a Beach Towel into a Fun and Useful Tote Bag                  (Stewart, Martha)
  • Duct Tape as Panacea (Registration is Closed)                                    (MacGyver)

The MacGyver School of Applied Science and Duct Tape. “Give Me Sufficient Gum, Shoelaces, and Paper Clips and I can Build You a Big Enough Lever to Move the World!”

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