For Immediate Release
2010 Summer Suburban Games
Re: Open Event Submissions
From: Kristen Webster, Commissioner 2010 Summer Suburban Olympics
January 25, 2010
Due to the freakishly overwhelming response to our announcement regarding the first event posted for the 2010 Summer Suburban Olympics. The Commissioning body has opened a forum inviting the public to submit possible events for the July 2010 games held in Long Island.
Each event must be a broadly accepted suburban activity accompanied by a brief justification for inclusion in the Suburban Olympics. Please see Thedailyjim.com article regarding the recently instated Pool-Hopping competition for reference.
All submissions must be received by midnight on February 2, 2010 for consideration. Please e-mail event ideas to email@example.com with your name, title and organization.
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