Question from Megan currently trapped inside the Old Navy in Forest Springs Mall, NJ
“Why do the undead always look like they’re falling apart? It’s really gross!”
You’re referring to “body rot,” Megan. As unsightly as it may be, zombies are literally falling apart due to decay. But that doesn’t mean you can’t be tidy. I mean, I know guys with bugs crawling on them who are just plain dirty. These are the clowns who always get the close-ups on local news. I don’t know if they were this filthy while they were alive or if they’ve just given up on hygiene after dying, but show a little self respect. I like to eat too, but I can do so without looking like a slob. I’ve got a lot of sympathy for the zombie who is torn in half, so I’ll cut a guy like that a bit more slack, but for those of you who don’t have to drag your torso across the dirt I say, “dress for the job you want, not the job you have.”
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